You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

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That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status every five minutes.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

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ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

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